Floridiots in Feb
Someone has an issue. It’s a new month and time for the Gator-Bait State to escalate their exploration into the netherworld of irrational behavior.
Two arrested after fight over washcloth.
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Officials say a fight over a washcloth in Ponte Vedra Beach sent two people to jail.According to the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office, Ronald Anderson had asked his brother’s roommate, Candice Spivey, for a washcloth while she was in the bathroom.The two started arguing, then authorities say Spivey called Lucas Brown and said she was being harassed. When Brown arrived, police say he had a shotgun and forced Anderson to the floor and kicked him in the face.
Brown later fired the shotgun into a wall. He was arrested on charges of battery, aggravated assault and shooting into an occupied dwelling.
If trying to kill someone because they ask for a washcloth isn’t enough, let’s beat the crap outta them for NOT drinking.
Non-Drinking Designated Driver Kicked Out Of Bar
PINELLAS PARK A Florida man is planning to file a discrimination lawsuit against a Pinellas Park bar, not because he drank too much but because he drank too little.
Gary Maujean was inside Claire’s Lounge with his wife and friends but he wasn’t drinking alcohol, only soda, because he was their designated driver.
He claims he was penalized for trying to do the right thing and says the owner and a bouncer threw him out of the bar for not drinking alcohol. His attorney said the bar’s owner grabbed Maujean, slammed his head against a door and forced him out of the facility. Attorney Tom Carey said Maujean was injured and required more than a dozen stitches.
The bar tells a different story and claims he didn’t order anything at all.
Well, see! That’s yer problem.