I was getting worried. Kitty Harriss getting buried up to her neck at low tide by the citizens of Sarasota wasn’t up to their usual standards. Just because she’s a raging fruitcake and a pawn of the dark side, the ignoble end of her poilitical career was no great suprise. Fake tits and brain damage don’t really buy votes - even in Florida - yet.

But, attacking police cars with a stolen forklift - that’s the sort of sun-baked crazyness we’ve come to expect.

Florida woman allegedly uses stolen forklift to ram patrol cars

Pensacola, Florida - A 27-year-old woman is behind bars this morning, charged with stealing an Escambia County forklift and ramming it into deputies’ vehicles.

Authorities say Melissa Bennett stole the forklift about 3 a.m. Tuesday from the Escambia County Area Transit Authority garage. Sheriff officials say Bennett tried to hit deputies, but instead struck their cruisers.

After hitting the vehicles, the forklift was inoperable and Bennett was arrested. No one was injured.

Bennett is charged with assault on a law enforcement officer, burglary, theft and resisting an officer without violence. She’s being held at the Escambia County jail under a $66,000 bond.

BTW: Bruddah Keola wanted me to use that story about the Australian soldier who stuck a fireworks rocket up his ass and lit it off. But I don’t want to raise anyone’s expectations when it comes to Aussies, they have a long way to go to beat the Floridiots. But there is still hope for them.